deuce

noun17

1. •
   The number two.
2. •
   A tied game where either player can win by scoring two consecutive points.
3. •
   A card with two pips, one of four in a standard deck of playing cards.
4. •
   A side of a die with two spots.
5. •
   A cast of dice totalling two.
6. •
   The Devil, used in exclamations of confusion or anger.

   • Love is a bodily infirmity […] which breaks out the deuce knows how or why — 1840
7. •
   (US, slang) A bowel movement (the event or the result).
8. •
   Synonym of devil (“something awkward or difficult”).

   • We had a deuce of a time getting here.
9. •
   (slang) The amount of two dollars or two pounds.

   • Lend me a deuce until next week, will ya? — 1934
10. •
    A hand gesture consisting of a raised index and middle finger, a peace sign.
11. •
    (slang) A table seating two diners.
12. •
    A curveball.
13. •
    A 1932 Ford.

    • And she was blinded by the light/Oh, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night. — 1973
14. •
    (Canada, slang) A two-year prison sentence.

    • Bisexual male, 28, doing a deuce in a segregated housing unit due to positive HIV test result, seeks correspondence from both genders. — 1988
15. •
    (slang, euphemistic) Douche.
16. •
    [in the plural] Two-barrel (twin choke) carburetors (in the phrase three deuces: an arrangement on a common intake manifold).
17. •
    (slang, no longer used) A twopence coin.