zonky adjective2 •(slang) Very fatigued; zonked.And I feel kind of zonky this morning. Maybe I needed the sleep. — 2005 •(slang) Weird, odd, eccentric.He knows all the stuff that Arthur Schlesinger Jr., knows, keeps picking up brand new, ultra-contemporary stuff that nobody else knows, and arrives at zonky conclusions couched in scholarly terms. — 1965 formsmore zonky · most zonky