stoned UK /stəʊnd/US /stoʊnd/ adjective5 •(slang) High on drugs, especially cannabis.We got stoned and ate four bags of potato chips. •(slang) Exhilarated; intoxicated by something (such as love) other than drugs or alcohol."I am stoned on Jesus! He turns me on and gives me something drugs never could!" — 1972 •Having had the stones removed. •Containing stones. •(slang, no longer used) Drunk; intoxicated by alcohol.'He could be a mean drunk,' said saxophonist Artie Drelinger. '[…] Booze was his priority, and when he was stoned he could be a son of a bitch.' — 2002 formsmore stoned · most stoned