ossified

adjective3

1. •
   Having undergone the process of ossification (transformation into bone or a bone-like mass).
2. •
   (figurative) Inflexible, old-fashioned.
3. •
   (US, slang) Drunk.

   • "Hey, are you ossified, fat daddy?[…]I want to get stinkin', paralyzin', forgettin'-drunk[…]." — 1924