mooncalf /ˈmuːnkɑːf/ noun3 •A dreamer, someone absent-minded or distracted; a fool, simpleton.“[…] you’re a jobbernowl and a doodle, a maundering mooncalf and a blockheaded numps, a gaby and a loon; you’re a Hatter!” I shrieked the last epithet. — 1902 •A poorly conceived idea or plan. •(no longer used) An abnormal mass within the uterus; a false conception.Thou art very Trinculo indeed! How camest thou to be the siege of this moon-calf? Can he vent Trinculos? — 1610 formsmooncalves