loon /ˈluːn/noun 9forms 1 noun9 •(US, Canada) Any of various birds, of the order Gaviiformes, of North America and Europe that dive for fish and have a short tail, webbed feet and a yodeling cry.The Loone is an ill shap'd thing like a Cormorant; but that he can neyther goe nor flye; he maketh a noise sometimes like a Sovvgelders horne. — 1634 •(slang) A crazy or deranged person; a lunatic.An electric fire came next, followed by an umbrella and then a colander. "This bowl will carry no water," he muttered. "Some loon hath pierced it with holes." — 1971 •(Scotland) A simpleton. •(Scotland) A boy, a lad. •A round area of pavement that protrudes from one side of a road to accommodate turning vehicles with a wide turning circle. •(Scotland) A harlot; mistress. •(Ireland, historical) An English soldier of an expeditionary army in Ireland. •Clipping of balloon. •(no longer used) An idler, a lout.The diuell damne thee blacke, thou cream-fac'd Loone: Where got'st thou that Goose-looke. — 1606 formsloons