lamester noun2 •A person or animal that is lame (unable to walk properly or moving with pain); one who limps.Devoted to the woman of his choice; and proud that by her, he—once a despised and laughter moving lamester—should have been chosen above all others who strove for her hand — 1844 •(slang) A person who fails to be cool, interesting or relevant.hey, you must be the two lamesters the old broad who gave me this kewl gun warned me about. — 2018 formslamesters