have one's head read verb2 •To have one's mental health assessed, to receive a psychiatric examination."A guy who thinks he gets smart in this horse-race game oughta have his head read." — 1957 •(old-fashioned) To have the bumps, indentations, and shape of one's skull examined and interpreted by a phrenologist.He told the police that he went to a couple of "phrenologists" to have his head read with the idea of getting rid of the pain in his stomach. — 1931 formshad one's head read · having one's head read · has one's head read