bitch eating crackers noun1 •(vulgar, offensive) A person for whom one feels a strong and disproportionate dislike, to the extent that almost anything they do makes one angry or annoyed.I stared at the wheel, debating, the room spinning from alcohol, my newfound financial cojones, and pure rage at Victoria, who was so far beyond bitch-eating-crackers territory by now. — 2017 formsbitches eating crackers