zod UK /zɒd/US /zɑd/ noun1 •(slang, old-fashioned) A loser; a contemptible or uncool person.Like, you know, this guy at the dance was like soooo foxy mondo!! Like totally awesome. He could have been like a model for like GQ, for sure! He was premo[,] definitely not a zod. — 1983 formszods