zerok

noun2

1. •
   (humorous) A zero-pronged fork.

   • As I watched my favorite fork turn into a zerok I started to cry
2. •
   (humorous) Any kitchen utensil that does not have any tines, prongs, or point such as a spoon or spatula

   • The utensil shop was filled with zeroks but there weren't any utensils with points.