tuss noun2 •(vulgar) The penis.Couldn't keep his tuss in his trousers. Now he's saddled Malice with two sprogs and he's probably shagging another maid or two as we speak. — 2008 •(offensive) An obnoxious person; a dick.I started to head for the door. 'Not you you tuss, that other prick,' bellowed Dick. — 2018 formstusses