turdpile noun3 •(slang, vulgar) A mound of feces.I stood looking at the tokens as if he had just deposited a steaming turdpile into my palm. — 1992 •(vulgar, offensive) A rude, obnoxious, or contemptible person.Uhhhhhhhhhh, you could leave. That would make us all VERY happy, you turdpile. — 2001 •(disapproving, vulgar) Something shoddy or inferior.[…] then nothing until that Bruce Willis turdpile a few yeas^([sic]) ago where he played a horny psychiatrist who sleeps with a patient. — 1999 formsturdpiles