turdmuffin

noun1

1. •
   (slang, vulgar) An obnoxious or contemptible person.

   • yoo turdmuffin! thats' a damn URL, not all the cool and fluffy zany wacky peppy madcap insanity and thunderously ebulant and frolicsome festivity you PROMISED in yer DAMN LYIN' ASS SUBJECT HEADER! — 1997