titwank noun 2verb 1forms 3 noun2 •(slang, vulgar) An act of masturbating the penis between one's breasts. •(slang, vulgar) A foolish or objectionable person."You ok?" came Euan's voice. Of course not you Titwank! Was the reply I saved for my thoughts only. — 2011 verb1 •(slang, vulgar) To masturbate the penis using one's breasts. formstitwanked · titwanking · titwanks