table-ender

noun1

1. •
   (UK, slang) An act of sexual intercourse performed on or against a table.

   • Banging my balls on your bum, / A table-ender is much better, for sure, / You can breathe, for a start, plus you're not squashed, / And I love it, because I can see more, / Than if I'm on top, with you flattened beneath, […]