stiffy /ˈstɪfi/ noun4 •(slang, vulgar) An erection of the penis.Fred's got a bulge in his pants — you can tell that he's got a stiffy. •(slang) An extended magazine of a gun.Oh you know I like to mac When they don’t talk back I'll be there in a jiffy with a stiffy — 2014 •(South-Africa, informal) A computer floppy disk of the kind supplied in a stiff plastic outer shell.Never leave home without a spare stiffy disc in your bag. •(informal, disapproving) A rigidly conformative person; a square or goody-goody. formsstiffies