squit /skwɪt/noun 3verb 1forms 3 noun3 •Nonsense; amusing stories.'Cor blast, Tovell, you don't half talk some squit at times!' exclaimed Ted Carter. ‘Squit! It's the gospel truth.[…]’ — 2007 •(informal, offensive) A person of low status.Not a favourite son, of course — Lord, no! — more a sort of illegitimate backstairs sort of sprog, you know: a sort of spotty squit that nobody really likes. — 1989 •A light squishing or splattering sound."Mr. Kuttner, you know I'm the best in this business, don't you?" he said, swatting at a mosquito. It went squit and left a smear of blood on his cheek. — 2007 verb1 •(Internet) To disconnect (an IRC server) from a network.[…] these problems solved themselves atfter^([sic]) some 10 minutes or so, without an ircop interferring^([sic]) into channel affairs by squitting his/her server to gain chanop status. — 1994 formssquitted · squitting · squits