squirmage noun2 •(slang) The act of squirming.In bed, Lauren has never been able to control her lateral squirmage. She is the needle on a compass and Spencer is due North. — 2007 •(slang) The condition or quality of causing a state of discomfort, particularly disgust, fear, or embarrassment.Pants down gags are as loud and lively as fart jokes, but willy waving in a restaurant kitchen is a whole new area of squirmage, hitherto unexplored. — 2005
