squiffy /ˈskwɪf.i/ adjective2 •(UK, informal) slightly drunk or intoxicated; tipsyIn the Palace bar. I'd been there an hour or so with two or three other chaps. I was a bit squiffy. — 1992 •(UK, informal) Crooked, askew; awryTo this day I cannot and will not wear a tie properly. On the one or two occasions I have worn them since I left school, I've worn them squiffy, on purpose. — 2004 formssquiffier · squiffiest