spoodge /spuːd͡ʒ/noun 2verb 1forms 3 noun2 •(slang) Semi-liquid gunk.The hard little pebble lodged in my brain is lighting up again. Reg’s gaff totally melts away, like sticky spoodge, and the room spins out and darkens until it’s disappeared. — 2008 •(slang, vulgar) Semen.“[…] You see how he went an’ juiced almost as soon as he touched hisself? An’ I ain't never seen more spoodge come out of a guy's dick. He'll be back.” — 2007 verb1 •(slang, vulgar) To ejaculate. formsspoodged · spoodging · spoodges