santorum

noun2

1. •
   (slang, vulgar) A frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter as an occasional byproduct of anal sex.

   • She wads up the t-shirt, uses it to wipe a trickle of santorum from her ass, and throws it under the cot. — 2005
2. •
   (slang, disapproving) Shit: rubbish, worthless matter, nonsense, bull.

   • a lying sack of santorum. — 2004