queef /kwiːf/noun 2verb 2forms 3 noun2 •(slang, vulgar) An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; vaginal flatulence.Finally, I have only heard about it, but what about the queef? This is the vagina-fart. Is it truly possible? — 2004 •(slang, vulgar) A contemptible person.Tough Guy: Oh yeah? Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me, huh? — 2000 verb2 •(slang, vulgar) To produce an emission of air from the vagina.All my Westside bitches throw it up / Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up — 2009 •(slang, vulgar) To make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs.back to the movie where we find Kim, back at the gallery, so catatonic and sex-obsessed she'd sell Michaelangelo's David for $5 and queef the theme from Close Encounters for no extra charge. — 2002 formsqueefed · queefing · queefs