poor-john noun2 •A small European fish, of inferior quality to the cod.Poor-john and apple pies are all our fare. — 1653 •Salted and dried hake.What have we here? a man or a fish? dead or / alive? A fish: he smells like a fish: a very ancient and / fish-like smell; a kind of not of the newest Poor-John. — 1610 formsPoor Johns · poor-johns