piddle UK /ˈpɪd.l̩/US /ˈpɪdəl/noun 3verb 4forms 3phrases 1 noun3 •(UK, slang) Piss: urine.The spunk with his piddle comes bubbling. — 1870 •(UK, slang) A piss: an act of urination.On the way out to the gardens, he had to stop for a piddle but was so weak he couldn't maintain his balance while lifting his rear leg. — 2013 •(informal, figurative) Nonsense or a trivial matter.It's the alteration of the little words that makes all the difference between Poetry & piddle. — 1910 verb4 •[with oneself] (UK, slang) To urinate.Ha, ha, ha, Paddy shit in his breaches, ha, ha, ha, I shall laugh till I piddle myself. — 1784 •(informal) (Often followed by about or around): to act or work ineffectually and wastefully.[…] neuer ceasinge piddeling about theyr bowe and shaftes, when they be well, […] — 1544 •(Southern-US) Synonym of nibble: to pick at or toy with one's food, to eat slowly or insubstantially.Diseases... that make them eate nothing at all, or else they doe but piddle and trifle. — 1620 •(no longer used) Synonym of peck: to attack or eat with a beak. formspiddled · piddling · piddles Phrases with piddle piddle awayTo piss away: to waste or squander time, money, etc.