patootie /pəˈtuːti/ noun2 •(US, slang) The buttocks.I've seen an adorable unsigned punk band perform here, taken in some wickedawesome (all one word, of course) spoken word, and danced my patootie off to electro and synthcore djs. Yay. — 2002 •(slang, old-fashioned) An attractive woman; also, a girlfriend.… He got on Forty-second Street, and he was kinda fresh from the start. At Sixty-sixth he came sasshaying^([sic]) right down the car and said ‘Hello, patootie!’ Well, I drew myself up … — 1920 formspatooties