neocoon adjective 1noun 1forms 1 adjective1 •(slang, offensive) Neoconservative.so let's see, at least according to the neocoon propaganda; Hillary's an^([sic]) psychotic, foul-mouthed, evil, murdering, (b/w)itch, as corrupt as the day is long. — 2007 noun1 •(slang, offensive) A neoconservative.Anyway, I'll be letting you know how things work out. I have a feeling this is going to make me rich. Gotta get it, you know, before Bush and the neocoons steal it all. — 2006 formsneocoons