ME

I don't know; I have no idea.

An emphatic form of believe me: you (the subject) had better believe me (the speaker).

An expression of discontent or aggravation to another party.

An expression of discontent or aggravation to another party (with a metaphorical connotation of fellatio).

A cry of surprise

Used to ask someone for a favour (may be polite or sarcastic).

Expresses disbelief.

Used to introduce a guess at a fact or situation, as if forestalling the other speaker's utterance.

no matter what I do; whatever I do

Do not tempt or torment me; I reject you, your statements, or your beliefs.

An expression of disbelief or exasperation, or a request for leniency.

Suggestive of stereotypical portrayals of Indians in British media.

An expression of mild surprise.

Used to express agreement, after someone has already said "me too". Can be continued as "me four", "me five", and so on.

Said to demand that the listener take notice of a question or situation just mentioned, especially one that is particularly difficult to solve or explain.

A sarcastic remark indicating that the speaker is not scared.

An expression used to convey mild self-deprecation or to acknowledge a mistake or oversight.

Used to express that someone is lying or is making an otherwise baseless or counterfactual claim.

Used to indicate that the speaker was in agreement with the preceding statement before it was made.