masturbatorium /ˌmæstɜː(ɹ)bəˈtɔːɹi.əm/ noun1 •(US, rare) A room in which a person masturbates; for example, a private room in a clinic where a sperm donor masturbates to produce semen.As for the rape, well, Dr. Finch did seem like a pretty horny old fat man. I thought back to his masturbatorium, his many “wives.” — 2002 formsmasturbatoria · masturbatoriums