Marmitey adjective2 •(informal) Resembling the food product Marmite in taste, texture, etc.This long, dark cattle-shed is littered with jars of noxious chemicals, viscous brown liquids that reek of concentrated Prep School, and various rusted tins, scarily encrusted with Marmitey goop. — 2011 •(informal) Such that one either loves or hates it; polarizing. formsmore Marmitey · most Marmitey