langer noun3 •(slang, vulgar) Penis.Mike opened his knees wide, so that his langer would be framed by the gap between his legs. For first impressions a boner would have been good, but not likely. — 2006 •(slang, offensive) Fool; idiot; annoying or contemptible person (usually male). •(slang, offensive) An annoying person."Give it up will ya! get a job, ja langer!" — 1996 formslangers