goozer UK /ˈɡuːzə/US /ˈɡuzɚ/noun 2verb 1forms 3 noun2 •(slang) A lowlife, a despised person.He's got a tongue like a tanner's vat, that goozer. Wants a lump o' lead in 'is baskit 'e does. — 1913 •(UK, slang) A kiss, a smooch. verb1 •(UK, slang) To kiss. formsgoozered · goozering · goozers