gooner UK /ˈɡuː.nə/US /ˈɡu.nəɹ/ noun3 •(Internet) An individual who practices gooning (a form of masturbation that involves edging for a long period of time).Instead, a gooner remains “deeply in the bliss of masturbation,” Christfister continues, submitting themselves to an unrelenting cycle of tease and denial. — 2020 •(offensive) An individual addicted to sexual or sexualized content."nier automata is a gooner game" you have never played past ending a — 2024 •(US, offensive) A Vietnamese person.When we replied in the affirmative, he said something to the effect of "Oh, well, ain't nobody up that way but gooners, no how." Mission accomplished. — 1984 formsGooners · gooners