goomer /ˈɡuːmə(ɹ)/ noun2 •(disapproving) A video game addict.League and hots are total Goomer tier. It's on par with Fortnite. — 2020 •(slang, disapproving) A foolish and unsophisticated person.This goomer stops by, he goes, 'Want to get zooked?' and shows me a Visine bottle. I told them my name's Peanut. — 1995 formsgoomers