gonk UK /ɡɒŋk/US /ɡɑŋk/noun 4verb 1forms 3phrases 1 noun4 •A small fuzzy toy, popularized during wartime. •A stupid, ignorant, or boorish person.Blows my fucking mind that the gonks at NYP [New York Post] can even consider the idea of a bloated budget for public schooling. THERE'S NO SUCH THING. — 2026 •(New-Zealand, slang) A sleep; a nap.I'm going off to have a gonk. •(slang, disapproving) A prostitute's client. verb1 •(US, slang) To lie; to tell an untruthYou're gonking me! formsgonked · gonking · gonks Phrases with gonk gonk outTo sleep.