goatfuck noun2 •(slang, vulgar) A chaotic situation where some effort has gone thoroughly wrong; a fiasco or clusterfuck."What a goatfuck," I said. — 1971 •(slang) A tightly-packed crowd of people, especially photographers, journalists and cameramen, covering a news story.What Americans call a goat-fuck, an unstable, tottering, towering pile of photographers and TV crews, had appeared. — 2001 formsgoatfucks