globaloney UK /ˌɡləʊ.bəˈləʊ.niː/US /ˌɡloʊ.bəˈloʊ.ni/ noun1 •(US) Absurd or nonsensical ideas or talk on global issues.But much of what Mr. Wallace calls his global thinking is, no matter how you slice it, still “globaloney”. — 1943