gazookus noun2 •(slang, old-fashioned) An unspecified item; a thingy or gadget.After he uses Colgate's, no one can tell him that some kind of tooth "gazookus" will get him. He knows that if his teeth are clean they will be healthy. — 1927 •(slang, old-fashioned) The real thing, or genuine article; something authentic.Now there are several things I would do if I were Editor, and if you will button your face and uncork your ears, Mister Editor, I will give you a load of the real 18-karat gazookus. — 1943 formsgazookuses