fuckstick

noun2

1. •
   (slang, vulgar) Penis.

   • Give me five minutes in that storage closet, and I promise my fuckstick will do things to you that most American housewives only dream about. — 2010
2. •
   (vulgar, offensive) An undesirable person.

   • Look, fuckstick, I'm incredibly busy, so why don't you get the hell out of here — 2008