fuckpuppet noun2 •(vulgar, offensive) A contemptible person; a fool.“That's right, you loathsome little fuckpuppet, I sure did.” — 2009 •(slang, vulgar) A person who exists only for sexual intercourse."[…]Are they just drooling fuckpuppets meant to squeeze out kids once a year?" — 2011 formsfuckpuppets