fucklet noun4 •(vulgar, offensive) A stupid or annoying person. •(slang, vulgar) A woman with whom one shares, or hopes to share, a sexual encounter.'Why don't you do it in her mouth?' someone suggested. 'If you get any of your piss near this little fucklet I'll beat the shit out of you and I mean it.' — 1995 •(slang, vulgar) A sexual encounter of short duration; a quickie.Paused at the bar for a quick Bacardi and Slimline and then went back to his room for an even quicker fucklet with Melody, before they got turfed out at noon. — 1998 •(vulgar, offensive) A child, regarded as the result of the process of breeding.Sometimes a fuck was just supposed to be a fuck but you end up with a fucklet. — 2006 formsfucklets