foof

noun4

1. •
   (UK, slang) The vulva or vagina.

   • ‘You may have a ring on your hand but I'm of the opinion there's no chastity belt on your foof,’ he whispered. — 2013
2. •
   (slang) An eccentric, foolish, or senile person, usually an old man; a coot, codger, or dotard.

   • I said I didn't know but thought 1950 Los Angeles Rams might have been better. He agreed I didn't know. He said I was an old foof and I said Oh Yeah! or something snappy like that. — 1982
3. •
   An audible puff of wind.

   • "Hawley Smoot," he said, striking the door with his wand, and with a smoky 'foof' the door disappeared[.] — 1969
4. •
   (slang) An exasperating person.

   • He's an old foof. — 1966

exclamation2

1. •
   Used to express exasperation or frustration

   • Oh foof. You swim like a fish. — 2011
2. •
   Onomatopoeia indicating an explosive burst of air.

   • "Foof!" he cried. "The world went foof." — 1986

verb2

1. •
   To fluff; to cause to puff up.

   • I foofed my hair and buzzed the door open, swiping cat hairs from my chest so that I wouldn't leave a tacky hug imprint. — 1995
2. •
   To blow air through the lips while they are pressed together or against skin; to blow a raspberry.

   • "Foof me, Dad." She pulled up her sweatshirt. "No." "Foof me. Please." "I'll foof you," Mad said. "No, I want my Dad to foof me. Foof me, Dad." She puffed out her stomach and looked at it. — 1973

noun1

1. •
   (informal) dioxygen difluoride