fappy

adjective2

1. •
   (slang, vulgar) In the mood to masturbate.
2. •
   Overweight and fortunate with one's life.

   • I actually returned to WW [Weight Watchers] after a 10 month hiatus recently. I met someone lovely who became my bf and I got Fappy (fat + happy) but really more Fazy, basically. — 2013