douchebag /ˈduːʃˌbæɡ/noun 3forms 1phrases 1 noun3 •A sterile container for holding fluid used in a vaginal douche. •(vulgar, offensive) A jerk or asshole; a mean or rude person; someone seen as being arrogant, snobby or obnoxious.That douchebag ruined my shrimp cocktail.Why doesn't that guy get a job? He’s a regular douchebag. •(vulgar, offensive) Any social misfit: a doofus, dork, nerd, or loser.That pocket protector makes you look like a douchebag. formsdouchebags Phrases with douchebag Schrödinger's douchebagA person who makes offensive or inflammatory remarks and characterizes these statements as either sincere or joking based on the reactions of others.