dickhead /ˈdɪkˌ(h)ɛd/ noun3 •(slang, vulgar) The glans penis....down, down, sinking down faster than she's so far moved, the dick head exploding up into all that wet, warm slime... — 1970 •(vulgar, offensive) A jerk; a mean or rude person.I don't want them Special Forces guys left out there when some dickhead is afraid to go get them. — 1965 •(vulgar, offensive) A stupid or useless person."Watch it, dickhead!" "Hey, Stan, that's my shirt you just dropped in the snow!" — 1979 formsdickheads