dickcheese noun2 •(slang, vulgar) Penile smegma or accumulated dried-out semen underneath the foreskin....my tongue erupted with the taste of sweat and stale piss and some stuff I later discovered was called dickcheese. — 2004 •(slang, vulgar) A term of abuse.Nobody could have done it better than you dickcheese. — 2010 formsdickcheeses