cryptobro /ˈkɹɪptoʊ̯ˌbɹoʊ̯/ noun1 •(slang, disapproving) An enthusiastic cryptocurrency supporter, usually male, especially a dogmatic, condescending one.He likes to cite Lambos—as in Lamborghini, the cryptobro trophy ride of choice—as shorthand for the excessive trappings of wealth, which do not interest him. — 2018 formscryptobros