crumpet

noun3

1. •
   A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes and served toasted, usually with butter.
2. •
   (slang, offensive) A sexually attractive person or, collectively, people; usually referring to women.

   • Joan Bakewell was famously described as "the thinking man's crumpet".
   • John and his mates have gone out to find themselves some crumpet.
3. •
   (UK, slang) The head.

   • He bad been worried off his crumpet all day, making arrangements on her behalf. — 1900