cream in one's jeans

verb3

1. •
   (vulgar) To ejaculate while wearing one's trousers; to experience an orgasm while clothed.

   • And you always cream in your jeans when your neck breaks. It has something to do with the pressure on the spinal cord being transmitted through the prostate. — 1975
2. •
   (vulgar) To become wet with sexual arousal.
3. •
   (vulgar) To be thoroughly excited or delighted.

   • First time I was in here I come in with a Chinese M.P. We busted right in, that M.P. creamed in his jeans when he sees this colonel. — 1951