crapgasm

noun2

1. •
   (slang, disapproving) Something that is very messy or low-quality.

   • I’m having cleaning delusions, and I may even get to some of them before we take off on Friday, but in the meantime, I’ve got the stranger, my house crapgasm, and my complete embarrassment. — 2011
2. •
   (slang, disapproving) Something that is exaggerated and made to be a bigger problem than it actually is.